"Mister Acme's will!" — Roger Rabbit

More Mister Quotes

This quote is filed under Mister Quotes, one of 82 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister... — Irving Berlin
• Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.)… — Ambrose Bierce
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out… — Jack Handey
• Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly… — John D. MacDonald
• Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smoky Joe Wood. — Walter Johnson
• There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants. — Alexis Ohanian
• I am as fond of colorful language as anyone, but I try not to inflict it upon strangers. I suspect… — Roger Ebert
• I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right… — Jack Handey
• I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the… — Jack Handey
• I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But… — Jack Handey
• Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids,… — Bill Hicks
• Hey mister, where you goin' in such a hurry? Don't you think it's time you realize There's a whole lot… — Mac Davis

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