Roger Rabbit Quotes

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• Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!
• That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.
• That's it, Doom. Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead.
• Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul.
• Yeah, nose plugs would be nice.
• No thanks, Eddie. I'm trying to cut down.
• But I don't want the drink.
• Listen, when I say I do, that means I do.
• Say, Eddie. That sure was a funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over?
• Yeah, well... put 'er there, pal.
• Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already?
• Jumpin' Jeepers.
• A BRIDGE!
• But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.
• You don't understand. Those people needed to laugh.
• Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in.
• That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.
• When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will, but you don't. When he finds out, he's gonna be mad! He might try…
• Yeah, that's it, beep the horn twice. Cover your back. Boy, I'm ready: dukes up; eyes peeled; ears to the ground. Why, nobody gets the…
• Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

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