"If you don't have humour, then you may……" — Roger Moore
"If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now."
More Coffin Quotes
- I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin,… — Emilie Autumn
- Products made in China are cheap through the exploitation of the workforce. Every time we shop, we are driving the… — Joe Baca
- What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin. — Henry Ward Beecher
- From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. — Bertolt Brecht
- If I let a blue mood run rampant, before I know it I'm obsessing about the color of the satin… — Kris Carr
- The body of the sensualist is the coffin of a dead soul. — Christian Nestell Bovee
- Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow — Nicki Minaj
- With reference to the younger generation..."If the experience of their exhausted, insomniac, dispirited elders makes them decide they'd prefer not… — Anna Quindlen
- Fame is but an inscription on a grave, and glory the melancholy blazon on a coffin lid. — Alexander Smith
- He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith
- His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin. — John Philpot Curran
- You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. — Joe Orton