"If I could have dinner with anyone who……" — Rodney Dangerfield

"If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant."

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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.

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More Anyone Quotes

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You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about… — Neil Armstrong
Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that… — Neil Armstrong
I always think that if you look at anyone in detail, you will have empathy for them because you recognize… — Andrea Arnold
We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure… — Julian Assange
I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish. — Marcus Aurelius
Living with anyone for many years takes skill. To keep peace in the household, couples learn to adapt to one… — Diane Ackerman
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. — Teresa of Avila
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else… — Richard Bach
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach

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