Concubine Quote by Robin Glasser

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m going to kill you either way. I’m just trying to decide if I should let her ass-fuck you with a tree branch first.”

— Leighton Del Mia

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: In your case, ED is not a man's name.”

— Robin Glasser

“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've always loved that three, I thought to myself as I watched her run her fingers around the trunk. Her eyes lifted to take…

— Rebecca Donovan

“I wanted to be a tree so that I could listen for trouble in the woods.”

— Jennifer Lynch

“Oh get down from your cross: we need timber.”

— Nina George

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that didn’t stop me from trying to throw…

— Jarod Kintz

“you’re taken to the woodshed, the best thing you can do is wait out the whipping and shut up.” “That’s”

— Stephen King

“A memory from before: his sister arriving home from school with her new jump rope trailing behind her on the sidewalk. "They let me…

— Julie Otsuka