Brief Quote by Robert Southey

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief…

— Gene Fowler

I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know it; as I would be clean for my own sake, though…

— Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury

“We must be brief.”

— Victor Hugo

“Out," I instructed as I began peeling my clothes from my body. "I am going to pee for twenty-seven minutes, and then I'm going…

— Robyn Peterman

“I peed and washed my hands—these are the details you need to know—and”

— Cat Marnell

“New Rule: Someone has to make a mustard container that doesn't squirt out yellow water before it gets to the actual mustard. I get…

— Bill Maher

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

— Cate Blanchett

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

— Demetri Martin

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'd like to be more decisive. I can take an hour to choose between two brands of washing powder in the supermarket.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell

Every time you reach for food, ask yourself, 'Will this cleanse or clog me?'

— Tony Robbins