Assembling Quote by Robert Orben

May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer.

— Anonymous

Alan Greenspan is unskilled; you don't take the unskilled seriously.

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.

— Anonymous

People buy a chair, and they don't really care who designed it.

— Arne Jacobsen

Anybody who wants to take a quick beach trip out there should sit down with the book.

— James Patterson

I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. Give me something to…

— Dave Grohl

I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me.

— Grandma Moses

Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction.

— Anonymous

“A collection of chairs seems to show someone that is used to resting while others get the work done. I have no use for…

— Kat Daughtry

I don't believe there's a man in Milton who knows how to sit still; and it is a great art.

— Elizabeth Gaskell

That would bring tears to the eyes of a rocking chair.

— Bucky Harris

Tell me what chair you've designed and I'll tell you what sort of architect you are.

— Mario Bellini