May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“Guys I’ve dated have been into me the way I am; and (4) I’m pretty happy with the way I look, so… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image