Act Quote by Robert Klein

I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

— Corey Feldman

To be No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, well, that's alarming. Having been a stand-up comedian, I think it's surprising to…

— Steve Harvey

My first films were comedy, 'Murder By Death,' and 'The Cheap Detective.' But now they won't think of me as a comedian. Now, they…

— James Cromwell

There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work week, on…

— Maria Bamford

I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work things out…

— John Bishop

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is…

— Bill Maher

Some people are brilliant at being comedy actors and if you're a comedian I think there's a perception that, if you're acting at something…

— John Bishop

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians…

— Chris Rock

You're always on duty because you're in a constant state of observation. That's one of the challenges of being a comedian. I think one…

— Mike Birbiglia

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in…

— Bob Newhart

I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's definitely how…

— Anjelah Johnson

I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At…

— Alan Carr