Absurd Quote by Robert Coover

“She handed him her gun. “Down,” she ordered. “Shoot anybody that comes into view.” “What about you?” “No, don’t shoot me.” “I mean where…

— James Rollins

“Maybe I shot the sheriff and the deputy.”

— David Baldacci

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowardly bastard—you won’t shoot me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?”

— David Wong

“Yes, sir. I went downstairs to' - a blurry moment when no words come to me, then it passes and I continue - 'to…

— Harry Bingham

“One other thing—she was always armed. Ossie May talked about her gun even more than she bragged about her cooking. Out of nowhere, she…

— Harold Phifer

“She soon says, "You're my best friend, Ed." You can kill a man with those words. No gun. No bullets. Just words and a…

— Markus Zusak

“I thought about the kind of man who would stop off somewhere for a gun but not put on a pair of pants before…

— Tom Piccirilli

“People were like machines. They broke down. They rattled. They could burn you or maim you if you weren't careful. Her job was not…

— Hugh Howey

“You seem to have quite a taste for discussing these horrible subjects," she said, rather scornfully; "you ought to have been a detective police…

— Mary Elizabeth Braddon

“Ever think of becoming a cop?" "I did, but at the time there wasn't much opportunity for women. Lady cops were confined to typing,…

— Marcia Muller

“Be willing to “shoot the people you love.” It is very difficult to fire people you care about.”

— Ray Dalio