Cops Quote by Marcia Muller

“He spread his hands in a self-deprecating gesture. 'Well, I'm not a cop. And I'm not a woman.' She couldn't resist. 'I had noticed.”

— Val McDermid

“he'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out…

— Tere Michaels

“Hey,” he said, “I thought you said you didn’t want to shoot us!” and ducked again. They waited. After a moment a voice replied,…

— Douglas Adams

“You seem to have quite a taste for discussing these horrible subjects," she said, rather scornfully; "you ought to have been a detective police…

— Mary Elizabeth Braddon

“You should have told him you were a cop too,” said Fat Charlie. “He might have taken you more seriously.” “I don’t think it…

— Neil Gaiman

“Do you like being a cop?" "I love it, when it doesn't suck, sir.”

— Edward Conlon

“I am thinking of becoming a cop because no matter how abusive you are, it seems to be a job for life!”

— Steven Magee

“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark,…

— Christopher Moore

“I had always wanted to drive a police car. Been in plenty, but never behind the wheel. It was too good an opportunity to…

— Johnny Shaw

As a flight instructor 30 years ago, I had quite a few female police officers who wanted to be pilots. But the guys would…

— Wally Funk

“I'm not a cop. I'm just a tattoo artist. I'm just a guy who used to be in love with a girl. I'm just…

— Karina Halle

“You either become a cop or a serial killer.”

— Deyth Banger