Divine Quote by Robert Bly

If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it

— Anonymous

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

— Scott Lynch

A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.......

— Nikhil Saluja

I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

— Tommy Morrison

Every man knows the smell of his own fart.

— Confucius

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.

— Anonymous

I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do…

— Peter Kreeft