Bash Quote by Rob Malda

Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.'

— Richard Stallman

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

— Anonymous

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

— Will Rogers

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.

— Rick Santelli

I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the…

— Nikhil Saluja

No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs…

— Doug Benson

. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free.

— Sam Hayes

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

— Billy Carter

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

— Anonymous

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

— Thomas Pynchon

When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you'd love to have a…

— Taylor Goldsmith

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

— Anonymous