Quote by RJ Berger Download Open image “That kid's like 5 feet of pure Columbine.” — RJ Berger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Apparently on the screen I look tall, ageless, and damned close to omniscient-delivering jeopardy-laden warnings through gritted teeth. But when people see me on… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea,… — Cristiano Ronaldo Copy Share Image
“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall. Well, he would stand that tall if he weren’t in a wheelchair.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In the wake of Columbine, many people have come forward to share their own stories of hidden pain with me. I find it striking… — Sue Klebold Copy Share Image
“On Realizing He Was Starting to Shrink Due to Old Age “I’m five foot eleven! I used to be six feet, goddamn it. Boy,… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances. — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
