Quote by Ring Lardner Download Open image ““Then we quit jokeing and he says You have improved a hole lot”” — Ring Lardner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You young men have too many jokes. When there are no jokes you've nothing left.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I was there laughing and joking with everyone else, but it’s like there was some part of me standing back, watching, thinking, “Is this… — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
“I decided then and there never to become someone who told jokes when explanations were impossible.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“He'd never been one for jokes, but of course he'd pick now to get a sense of humor.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.” — Ripley Patton Copy Share Image
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This… — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some… — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
