Difficult Quote by Ricky Gervais

Being dead's only a problem if you know you're dead, which you never do because you're dead!

— Jonathan Franzen

When ignorant people see someone who is dead, they are disgusted and horrified, even thought they too will be dead some day. I thought…

— Gautama Buddha

What's the difference between being dead, and just not knowing you're alive?

— Peter Watts

When you're dead you don't have a mental problem.

— Gene Simmons

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

— George Carlin

If death causes you no pain when you're dead, it is foolish to allow the fear of it to cause you pain now.

— Epicurus

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things all of…

— Mary Roach

It's nice when people are happy to hear that you're still alive, rather than feeling like "Oh, finally he's dead?"

— Dave Grohl

If you wake up and you're not in pain, you know you're dead.

— Russian proverb

I think being dead isn't any problem. It's the process of dying which is quite off-putting.

— John Mortimer

Everybody agrees that a future in which you are dead is a very bad thing, and that it isn't made any better by your…

— David Papineau