I do the Golden Globes because they say I can say what I want. I wouldn't have that at the Oscars. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When I was about to be famous, I feared it on a few levels. I feared it because I didn't want people to lump… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I am myself sometimes, and I do state my opinions, but not in a comedy routine and not in my character. There always has… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
