I can Quotes by Ricky Gervais

11 I can quotes by Ricky Gervais

When Ricky Gervais talks about “I can,” he does it with his trademark sarcasm and honesty. These eleven snippets give a snapshot of his humor‑laden confidence, perfect for a quick laugh or a thoughtful nod.

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I do the Golden Globes because they say I can say what I want. I wouldn't have that at the Oscars.

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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese,

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I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

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I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as…

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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if…

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I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing…

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I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good…

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Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t…

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It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do…

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I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no…

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I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can…

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It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

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I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

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