Class Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Being dead's only a problem if you know you're dead, which you never do because you're dead!

— Jonathan Franzen

Having just enough life to enjoy being dead.

— Jim Holt

I think being dead isn't any problem. It's the process of dying which is quite off-putting.

— John Mortimer

A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life.

— Anonymous

If I was dead, I wouldn't know I was dead. That's the only thing I have against death. I want to enjoy my death.

— Samuel Beckett

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

— George Carlin

It is fun to be alive. It's a hell of a lot better than being dead.

— Joe Strummer

Life is a death-defying experience.

— Edna Buchanan

Death is only an experience through which you are meant to learn a great lesson: you cannot die.

— Paramahansa Yogananda

To me, nothing feels more like being dead than being in your 20s and having no direction in your life.

— Gerard Way