If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Modern travel would be totally delightful if only I could learn to enjoy boredom, discomfort, and fatigue.” — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
