Ability Quote by Rich Hall

A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being.

— Agnes Repplier

“Even the objects in a room are not, in some sense, the same objects to another animal. A dog looking around a room does…

— Alexandra Horowitz

“his arms. Human. Cat. Human. Cat. No doubled vision: it’s a cat, singular. A solitary diurnal ambush hunter with good hearing and binocular vision…

— Charles Stross

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

— Tim Allen

“DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are…

— John Steinbeck

Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

— Ian Dunbar

“Interpreting dog behavior through the lens of wolf behavior is even worse than anthropomorphizing: it’s a human anthropomorphizing wolf behavior and using that flawed…

— Gregory Berns

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

“The seeing-eye dog was giving a lecture called A Corpse Ate Death. There was an avant-garde orchestra accompanying ihs lecture. Dogs barked along, and…

— Miranda Mellis

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes when you only look straight ahead.

— Jeff Rosenspan