Bad Quote by Rich Cohen

All great men have mustaches.

— Andy Samberg

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

The Brawny man is a prime example of a guy with a cool-looking mustache.

— Brooklyn Decker

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had…

— Jean Dujardin

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

— Jesse Ventura

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with…

— Kayleen Schaefer

“If history has taught us anything, Arthur muses, it is that men with mustaches must never achieve positions of power.”

— Tom Rachman

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

— Confucius

He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like…

— Gail Carriger

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for…

— Donatella Versace