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“George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.”

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Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

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E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

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