Columbus Quote by Red Buttons

“Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!”

Red Buttons

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings)

Christopher Columbus Columbus Dinner Flats Queens Rounds Said World World is round

More by Red Buttons

Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

Red Buttons

Image

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

Red Buttons

Image

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Red Buttons

Image

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Image

Explore all 97 Red Buttons quotes

More Columbus quotes

I think at Ohio State, we're professional athletes in Columbus.

Ezekiel Elliott

Image

I walk out into a nature such as the old prophets and poets Menu, Moses, Homer, Chaucer, walked in. You may name it America,…

Henry David Thoreau

Image

Without adventure all civilization is full of decay. Adventure rarely reaches its predetermined end. Columbus never reached China.

Alfred North Whitehead

Image

And your Highnesses, as Catholic Christians and Princes, devoted to the holy Christian faith and the propagation thereof - and enemies of the sect…

Christopher Columbus

Image

I'm a Buckeye at heart. I spend more time giving concerts in Ohio than I do in any other state - perhaps more time…

Al Jarreau

Image

I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing,…

Woody Harrelson

Image

Chris Columbus was really interesting to watch how he works with children.

David R. Ellis

Image

We see it [the as-yet unseen, probable new planet, Neptune] as Columbus saw America from the coast of Spain. Its movements have been felt,…

William Herschel

Image

Columbus discovered no isle or key so lonely as himself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Image

There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like…

Rush Limbaugh

Image

It is the striving after perfection that makes one an artist. It is the sense that one is imperfect, unfulfilled, unfinished. One attempts by…

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Image

Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if…

Roald Dahl

Image

Browse all 218 Columbus quotes

Columbus Quote by Red Buttons

Related quotes

More by Red Buttons

More Columbus quotes