Gardening Quote by Radiohead

“She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get this stuff home, which is only…

— Rudolph Delson

My fake plants died because I forgot to water them

— Mitch Hedberg

“She turned back to inspect a bank of greens: olive, jade, leaf, kiwi, lime, a silver-green like the back of birch leaves, a bright…

— Anne Bartlett

“I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI]. "Oh, they're fake." He…

— Darynda Jones

In a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself. It wears her out, it wears her out.

— Radiohead

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

— Mitch Hedberg

She should think about her own soul, what she was going to do with this funky tattered pond dank item. Dark and stained, a…

— Janet Fitch

She is a water bug on the surface of life.

— Gloria Steinem

“Neer picked up two water plants that floated nearby. She looked at them and told Champa that these flowers looked different every day. They…

— Priyadarshini

“It’s why we like real flowers that wilt, not perfect plastic ones that never change.”

— Jason Fried

“I should get home. I have . . . a plant that needs water.”

— Meghan March

“Meg thought of the potted marijuana plants and the drying racks her parents used even before it was legal. “She dried her own herbs.”…

— Catherine Bybee