"STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup……" — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2… - Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

"STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups"

— Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

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