Raisins Quotes

44 quotes by 43 authors

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain… — Ellen Barkin
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan. — Jack Black
The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit. — Alan Tudyk
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis
Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were. — Mark Hamill
He who sees age on the outside of things is doomed to underestimate the vitality of raisins. — Philip K. Jason
Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. — Brand Blanshard
When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. — Charlie Munger
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. — Woody Paige
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has… — Jack Handey
American Danish can be doughy, heavy, sticky, tasting of prunes and is usually wrapped in cellophane. Danish Danish is light, crisp, buttery and often tastes… — R. W. Apple
As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is… — Ibn Warraq
A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential… — Fulton J. Sheen
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants… — John Oliver
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock! — Dwayne Johnson
There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar. It's definitely not… — Lindsey Vonn
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier… — Evan Peters
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate… — Dylan Lauren
I just like Raisin Bran - it keeps me regular. — Gretchen Wilson
How did the land of Jefferson, how did the land of King, become the land of hamburgers and raisins that can sing? Roosevelt was cripple,… — Don McLean

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