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• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin
• Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan. — Jack Black
• The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit. — Alan Tudyk
• I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis
• Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes… — Mark Hamill
• He who sees age on the outside of things is doomed to underestimate the vitality of raisins. — Philip K. Jason
• Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. — Brand Blanshard
• When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. — Charlie Munger
• Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. — Woody Paige
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just… — Jack Handey
• American Danish can be doughy, heavy, sticky, tasting of prunes and is usually wrapped in cellophane. Danish Danish is light, crisp, buttery… — R. W. Apple
• As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if… — Ibn Warraq

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