Quote by Rachel Hawthorne

“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“ (About her first job as a fashion model in New York...) It was mostly hats. I was too short and my breasts were…

— Donna J. Stone

“With the wind blowing through the windows, we all had to remove our caps. My hair was whipping around my face. I heard a…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“I say, “It’s really really Bogart’s hat, I swear to god. Really. Just don’t tell my mom about this because I had to spend…

— Matthew Quick

“Take your hat off.”

— Don Draper

“Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn’t a “hard hat”?
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— Jarod Kintz

“No surprise. I was the only one at Dave and Bubba’s not wearing a Ragland Rattlers cap. Talk about feeling disloyal. And uncomfortable. My…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Never sell your head to buy a hat”

— Alejandro Alex Jadad

“Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?”

— B.M. Bower

“For God's sake, woman, I'm not going to dive into the shelves and rip the caps off the bottles. Are you okay?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Laugh at yourself. It's the single most important aspect of surviving this crazy business. And that's from the man that gave Cap[tain America] boobs.”

— Rob Liefeld