Hell Quote by Rachel Hawkins

“Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!”

— Larissa Ione

“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice.”

— Tad Williams

“I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.”

— Sam Torode

“Aldred the weasel took up the tale.”

— John Houghton

“Holy freak show!”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Ah, holy hole!”

— Jack Kerouac

“Oh Christ, I left my world to watch a kid put shoes on a fucked-up weasel. Shoot me Roland, before I breed.”

— Stephen King

Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a…

— Anonymous

“Holy Hell! That was totally badass”

— Shannon Delany

“Mormont leaned forward. “Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my…

— George R.R. Martin

“Nothing like waking up screaming, kicking off your covers, and dancing around your cabin while a weasel scampers between your feet, screeching and farting.”

— Rick Riordan