Behinds Quote by Rachel Dratch

I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I'm not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just…

— Rachel Dratch

“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.”

— Rachel Dratch

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.

— Rachel Dratch

When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go.

— Rachel Dratch

Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I…

— Rachel Dratch

When I was little, we used to have Atari.

— Rachel Dratch

I don't really consider myself an impressionist.

— Rachel Dratch

I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang…

— Rachel Dratch

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

— Rachel Dratch

The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea…

— Rachel Dratch

I did some acting in high school, I knew I really liked it.

— Rachel Dratch

“You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.”

— Rachel Dratch