"Saturday morning, I'm still yawning, Iphone's going beep!……" — Rachel
"Saturday morning, I'm still yawning, Iphone's going beep! Trying to see whats going on, grabbed it wrong, dropped it and cracked my screen. So now I'm pissed, and the door gets kicked, my girlfriend screaming emergency. She was out last night, and she see my guy with a girl but it wasn't me."
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