Cigarettes Make Quote by Puzzleland

“A hand-rolled cigarette to smoke, Another one bought from the store. If he lights one, his mind's lit up Another one burns a hole..”

— Sanhita Baruah

A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are…

— Frank Carson

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

“1. Jerk 2.Smokes cigars 3.Will die of lung cancer 4.Hopefully soon 5.Excellent physical shape”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

— Author Name

“He lit the cigarette and inhaled gratefully. "You want one?" "No thanks. Had a touch of the cancer a few years ago." "What kind?"…

— Daryl Gregory

“...doing the smoker's comedy act: he hunted automatically for an ashtray, didn't find one, tipped his ashes into the palm of his hand,...”

— Patricia Nell Warren

“given all the other changes he’s gone through, why the hell shouldn’t he become a cigarette smoker while he’s at it? Maybe next week…

— Neal Stephenson

“He brings the cigarette butt to his mouth and lights up. He breathes in, and coughs; a rattling helicopter with a broken blade crashing…

— Craig Stone

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle and FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? What? Huh.. dont think dirty.. Its…

— Ryan Retardo

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I…

— Gregg Rogell

“At the beginning we had been issued with a packet of cigarettes a day, then it got down to eight cigarettes a day, then…

— George Orwell