"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools -……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Corporal Quotes
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one of 30 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring…
— Ken Bates
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This king governs without decapitation or corporal punishments. Criminals are simply fined, lightly or heavily, according to the circumstances. Even…
— Faxian
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By means of corporal and temporal things we may comprehend the eternal and the spiritual.
— Saint Augustine
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Fear of corporal punishment obscures children's awareness of the compassion underlying the parent's demands.
— Marshall B. Rosenberg
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We are turning against boys and forgetting a simple truth: that the energy, competitiveness, and corporal daring of normal, decent…
— Christina Hoff Sommers
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I rose by sheer military ability to the rank of corporal.
— Thornton Wilder
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The most basic barrier was language itself, very few Americans in Iraq whether soldiers or diplomats or news paper reporters…
— Unknown Author
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I was initially cast as Corporal Hicks, and I was fired after a couple weeks of filming because I got…
— James Remar
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PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
— Ambrose Bierce
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. . . [T]hese [ideas] are only suggestions of the evil spirit who, to jeopardize your salvation, suggests to you…
— Vincent de Paul
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It is not only the prisoners who grow coarse and hardened from corporal punishment, but those as well who perpetrate…
— Anton Chekhov
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He, general or mere captain, who employs every one in the storming of a position can be sure of seeing…
— Ardant du Picq
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