"Germans respond well to lies. At least, they……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Germans Quotes
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Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
— John Belushi
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What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and…
— J. Hector St. John de Crevecoeur
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All upright Germans will be National Socialists, but only the best National Socialists will be party members!
— Adolf Hitler
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This pride of race is a quality which the German, fundamentally, does not possess. The reason for this is that…
— Adolf Hitler
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We entered a synagogue which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. Either these…
— George S. Patton
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From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give…
— George S. Patton
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Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all…
— Bill Bryson
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The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!
— Kevin Keegan
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By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a…
— Albert Einstein
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God, I hate the Germans...
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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At that moment of realization I knew that I had been blind because I had wished not to see; it…
— Ernst Toller
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Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as…
— Heinrich Himmler
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