Envelope Quote by Philip Larkin
“When I get sent manuscripts from aspiring poets, I do one of two things: if there is no stamped self-addressed envelope, I throw it into the bin.-If there is, I write and tell them to f**k off.”
About This Quote
Source Interview: Letter to the Editor, The Times Literary Supplement, 1975
Larkin dismisses unsolicited poetry submissions unless they include a self‑addressed envelope, then he rebuffs the poet harshly.
In simple terms: He rejects poems without a return address, then tells the writer off.
Key Takeaway
Avoid sending unsolicited work without a proper return address.
Themes
literature
rejection
professional etiquette
creative writing
Mood
cynical
direct
Type
critical
satirical
When to use this quote
- literary agents
- creative workshops
- submission processes
Key Concepts
publishing standards
author‑reader dynamics
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you think the envelope policy is fair?
- How might a gentler response affect emerging poets?
A Different Perspective
Not all poets are open to criticism; tone may alienate talent.
