Best friend Quote by Phil Silvers

Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense…

— GloZell

Golf is a funny game.

— Shane Lowry

My mum is unwittingly funny.

— Russell Howard

My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of…

— Kapil Sharma

“Congrats, buddy. It's going to be hysterical seeing you try to parent. You're a disaster." "Thanks, asshole," he says, but he's smiling because he…

— Victoria Denault

If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart…

— Gene Wilder

If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.

— Peter Kay

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

— Don Herold

My mum is very funny when she wants to be.

— James Acaster

I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on…

— Kayvan Novak

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,

— Anonymous

“These golf people seem unnaturally obsessed. They dress kind of funny too, and it's become a running joke for Gretchen and I to e-mail…

— Shawn Klomparens