Always Quote by Phil Silvers

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers.…

— Hunter S. Thompson

The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game.

— E. W. Howe

Always tip a drag queen. If they're good, they deserve it. And if they're bad, at least they'll go away after that buck.

— Willam Belli

Never gamble without knowing a back way out.

— Robert Jordan

If you gamble long enough, you'll always lose -- the gambler is always ruined.

— Michael Crichton

One tip is better then none...

— Anonymous Tip

“By carefully scrutinizing and explaining away their losses, while accepting their successes at face value, gamblers do indeed rewrite their personal histories of success…

— Thomas Gilovich

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

— Paul Lynde

You don't have to tip anybody, anywhere, anything. You do so only because you want to, in appreciation for service well-rendered.

— Michael Frome

I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him.…

— Anonymous

Never gamble, what you can't afford to lose.

— Anonymous

Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.

— Jennifer Aniston