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Biscuits Quote by Peter Kay

“You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.” quote by Peter Kay — Download Open image

“You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.”

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