Harp Quote by Pete McCarthy

“The harp player had just fallen off the stage and cracked his head on an Italian tourist’s pint. There was a big cheer, and…

— Pete McCarthy

When (Big) Walter was in the right mood, he could be the most ferocious, the most inventive, the most dangerous harp player I ever…

— Charlie Musselwhite

“good to begin with, and it was worse after a few drinks. “Why does city smell so bad? Like old soup? Like sink full…

— Leigh Bardugo

And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or…

— Terry Pratchett

“Long story,’ I said. ‘Ah,’ the barman said, like he understood everything there was to know about me, ‘we’ve all got one of those,”

— Tana French

“They looked up. Someone with a face and apron that said ‘barman’ in seven hundred languages was standing over them, a wine jug in…

— Terry Pratchett

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

— Tommy Cooper

“   The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking a pint…

— Anthony Powell

“We talked to each other as you'd talk to a stranger you'd met while drunk after the barman calls for last orders, sure you…

— Elina Hirvonen

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a…

— Frank Carson

“What’s that thing when someone gets a knock on the head and suddenly can’t remember anything about himself?’ Death,’ said the barman, his face…

— Steve Aylett

“Chace went to the bar to order the first round, two lagers. The barman was old, and old-fashioned, and when he served her one…

— Greg Rucka