Quote by Pauly D

I am two lesbians in a man's body.

— Eddie Izzard

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

— Pauly D

It's hard not to be the straight man when Zach Galifianakis is there. He's such a delightfully bizarre creature. Everything he does is so…

— Kate McKinnon

There's something problematic with this idea that straight men can be 'turned', and the binary of gay and straight and the lack of knowledge…

— Courtney Act

Oh, there's all these rumors that I'm a lesbian. I have a boyfriend now, Brandon Blackstock; my manager Narvel's son, Reba McEntire's stepson.

— Kelly Clarkson

I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your man, but…

— Margaret Dumont

Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.

— Tony Parker

“Oh, what? So, because I’m not going to leave my wife for you, I don’t even qualify as bisexual?” “You could, but you’re not.”…

— Amelia C. Gormley

If someone is a lesbian, it's man's fault.

— Alexander Lukashenko

When a DL man is out having sex with men, he's not debating whether or not he's gay or bisexual. He has only one…

— Anonymous

Babe, Im so over your heterosexuality and this whole man thing youre trying to do right now.

— Rachel Zoe

I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.

— Miranda Hobbes