Audience Quote by Paul Whitehouse

In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet and you…

— Paul Whitehouse

I am not a heavy drinker, but I like a drop of white burgundy.

— Paul Whitehouse

If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well as funny.

— Paul Whitehouse

Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates.

— Paul Whitehouse

Making it big in pop would have suited me fine, although comedy is a far better world for an older person.

— Paul Whitehouse

There's nothing better than going down the lawn to the river for a few hours in the evening and catching your own supper.

— Paul Whitehouse

My dad was a very calm figure in my life and I have only good memories of him. We had a very simple relationship…

— Paul Whitehouse

Women would never be abusive about physical appearance. It's a no-go area, but it's an icebreaker for men.

— Paul Whitehouse

There's more to fishing than catching fish. It's being lost in a timeless world, away from all the chaos outside, doing something that's elemental.

— Paul Whitehouse

Stealth is important when you're fishing.

— Paul Whitehouse

As more and more new houses get built, they just suck the water out of rivers.

— Paul Whitehouse

I never write alone.

— Paul Whitehouse