"In the history of life, no good news……" — Paul Reiser
"In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."]."
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36 Quotes by Paul Reiser
Paul Reiser has 36 quotes on this site.
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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is…
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then…
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being…
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy…
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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
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Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer…
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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
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And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing,…
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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get…
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More Dating Quotes
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought…
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
— HonorÈ De Balzac
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
— Joey Adams
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is…
— Scott Adams
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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
— Martha Beck
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I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we…
— Candice Bergen
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
— Orlando Bloom
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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
— Orlando Bloom
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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
— Roy Blount, Jr.
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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
— Ben Affleck
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Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
— Christina Aguilera
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