Tom and jerry Quote by Paul Neilan

“It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.”

— Paul Neilan

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

— Paul Neilan

“It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers they're fucking. If…

— Paul Neilan

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

— Paul Neilan

If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an…

— Paul Neilan

Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people…

— Paul Neilan

“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”

— Paul Neilan

There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has…

— Paul Neilan

“Buy it for anyone you know who cries in the shower, who drinks in the morning, whose life only has meaning when they’re asleep…

— Paul Neilan

“Buy it for the lady who’s about to become your mother-in-law, the one who’s already trying to control your life and the lives of…

— Paul Neilan

“Sometimes the questions are more important than the answers, especially when you do not know what the answers are. I didn't give a shit…

— Paul Neilan

“Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they make me laugh. I am a vengeful god.”

— Paul Neilan