"We would not be here if humanity were……" — Patton Oswalt

"We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago."

— Patton Oswalt

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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…

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