"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians……" — Patton Oswalt
"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally…
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No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our…
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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is…
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We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace.
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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A friend to all is a friend to none.
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