Annoyed Quote by Patricia Heaton

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

— Chelsea Handler

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw…

— Dave Barry

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

— Isla Fisher

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw…

— Dave Barry

People only live for forty or fifty years so if you were married for twenty or twenty-five of those then that was it. Now…

— Zak Orth

I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.

— Mark McKinnon

“Has it ever occurred to you that married couples endure watching their spouses grow old and feeble and senile all the time? That it's…

— Sabrina Jeffries

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

— Elbert Hubbard

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

— Ron White

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.

— Chinese Proverb

I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the…

— Ana Chable

I have seen marriages falling apart in less than three-six months. I don't want a marriage like that.

— Zareen Khan