Around the corner Quote by Pat Simmons

“The most important question I ever asked a priest was where are the Bingo Dobbers at?”

— Stabley Victor Paskavich

“The church today has been compared to a football game with twenty-two people on the field in desperate need of rest, and fifty thousand…

— Greg Ogden

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Standing in fron of the doors of a cCatholic church when service is over is a good way to die young.”

— Dia Reeves

“Well, what I don't understand is why people get all dressed up and drive to church so they can sit there and get scolded.…

— Beth Hoffman

“Horse: What do you think? Gotta go, church in a few Me: Church?!?? Didn’t peg you for a church kind of guy Horse: What…

— Joanna Wylde

“The church is God saying: “I’m throwing a banquet, and all these mismatched, messed-up people are invited. Here, have some wine.”

— Rachel Held Evans

“Practice any faith you wish. Got a ball field up the island where you can practice. I'll give the Deity a fast one high…

— Ernest Hemingway

“education and money. I go to church with the kids for the same reason Genie and I play our grandchildren classical music and litter…

— Frank Schaeffer

“More men go to church than want to.”

— Mark Twain

“It was a lovely church - one of those places which look as though God might be about to give a marvellous party.”

— Eva Ibbotson

“when we expect the church to entertain us, it limits the church’s ability to challenge us. Entertainment rarely transforms.”

— Barna Group