Religion Quote by Stabley Victor Paskavich

“You young folks go on. I’m going to play bingo at that big Catholic Church around the corner. I heard they draw a big…

— Pat Simmons

“That’s when I have to ask him. “Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?” “What? Because I’m a priest?” He finishes…

— Markus Zusak

“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.”

— Flavia Biondi

“I asked him why he was a priest, and he said if you have to work for anyone, an absentee boss is best.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I got the job as a Bingo host and did better than they imagined. Never before had they had an emcee so affable and…

— John Bennardo

“He'd always had a joke for Francis in the confessional, a 'sin' that could be counted on to cause a young priest to grin…

— Kristin Hannah

“You make a habit of talking to statues?” “Yes. And pigeons. Now, are you going to ask?”

— Gayle Forman

“Judge of my chagrin and all that sort of thing, therefore, when, tottering to my room and switching on the light, I observed the…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.”

— Jayce O'Neal

“Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?" "I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.”

— Katelin LaMontagne