Randy Quote by Pat Frank

“I had to find the courage to start saying no to things I didn't want to do because once you turn thirty, pretending starts…

— Whitney Cummings

I blew my voice out and the doctor said, don't even talk for a week.

— Tommy Bolin

Journalists always like an excuse for why are they talking about something now when they didn't talk about something a week ago. They always…

— Julian Assange

“You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.”

— Katherine Applegate

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

— Arthur Smith

And it was only a week later that I realized a close up of Steve McQueen was worth the greatest landscape you could find.

— William Friedkin

“This was the job Bannon a week later.”

— Michael Wolff

Bitches swear up and down they won't get back in a unhealthy relationship and a week later they get over it.

— Anonymous

A good way to find out if somebody is lying is to ask them a question and ask them the same question a week…

— Bryan Burden

When Depeche Mode put out a single you knew that a week later you could go and buy the 12" and it would have…

— Rob Brown

You told I meant the world to you and when you stare at me you were thinking and imagining I was soon going to…

— Anonymous

If I had posted my first video a week later, I don't know if it would have spread like it did. That's why, with…

— Bo Burnham