Quiet life Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“No, I am quite content with you, Bertie. By the way, I do dislike that name Bertie. I think I shall call you Harold.…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“...Jeeves, whatever his moral defects, would never go about in skirts calling me Bertie.”

— P G Wodehouse

Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean,…

— Anonymous

“Bertie old man I say Bertie could you possibly come down here at once. Everything gone wrong hang it all. Dash it Bertie you…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Hallo, Bertie." "Hallo, old turnip. Where have you been all this while?" "Oh, here and there! Ripping weather we're having, Bertie." "Not bad." "I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“And so everything depends on you, Bertie. Bishop or rook. Your life or mine. Do what you believe you have to do.”

— Félix J. Palma

“I say, Bertie, is it really true that you were once engaged to Honoria?" "It is." Biffy coughed. "How did you get out -…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Bertie, it is imperative that you marry." "But, dash it all..." "Yes! You should be breeding children to..." "No, really, I say, please!" I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I say, Bertie," he said, after a pause of about an hour and a quarter. "Hallo!" "Do you like the name Mabel?" "No." "No?"…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”

— Wodehouse